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Alex Gorosh took a telescope around the streets of Los Angeles to give strangers a close-up peep of the moon.

A delegation to newly-discovered PLANET J says the humanoids inhabitants are obviously different from us, but they are very kind. They all live together in harmony despite their differences. Same as it ever was?

SoCal punqueros Manic Hispanic persist in their brave/loco plan to drop a new recording every week. Lowriders for Mars is from their soon-to-be-released EP Al Rato and Thanks for All the Chanklas. [NSFW F-bomb at the end.]

Lyrics here:

WE SNEAK ACRROS THE SANDS
OF THE ARIZONA PLAINS
DODGING BULLETS FROM MINUTEMEN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

WE ARE THE VATO MUTANTS
THE STREETS FOR US TO CRUISE ON
OUR CARS ARE LINED UP READY
FOR THE CHOLO REVOLUTION

LOWRIDERS FROM MARS AND WE DON’T CARE

WELL WE’VE SEEN YOUR PINCHE MOVIES
OF VATOS IN THE PINTA
WE’VE SIPPED YOUR MARGARITAS
WE’VE TASTED YOUR FAJITAS

DON’T YOU TRY TO STOP US
ITS TO LATE TO RESIST
DON’T TRY TO CALL THE PLACAS
THEY’LL BE OF NO ASSISTANCE

LOWRIDERS FROM MARS AND WE DON’T CARE

WELL WE NEED NO INTRODUCTIONS
NO GREEN CARDS OR CARTE BLANCHE
JUST VATO REPRODUCTION
WE‘RE HERE FOR WHAT WE WANT

Alien invaders tried to mess with the gringos at the Alamo in 1836, but they didn’t count on brave defenders Laurence Harvey, John Wayne, Richard Widmark, Charles Bronson, Yul Brynner, James Coburn, Clint Eastwood, Henry Fonda, Terence Hill, Steve McQueen, Gian Maria Volonte, Lee Van Cleef, and Eli Wallach. Far Alamo documents the epic battle they never taught you in school.

[Mashup by Fabrice Mathieu.]

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The supremely weird (what else is new?) Inca Roads was the opening track on Frank Zappa’s 1975 LP One Size Fits All. Zappa and friends explore the racist cable TV theory that ancient illegal space aliens built the civilization of the Incas, because ancient Incas were not smart enough to do it themselves because brown. [George Duke, vocals and keyboards; Ruth Underwood, marimba.]

Mira las palabras:

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round
And did it have a motor
Or was it something different?

Sure was different. I ain’t never seen nothing like that in my entire life!
Whose python boot is that? That ain’t my sh— What?
Why don’t you sharpen it then?
Little round ball… I could… couldn’t…
That white cain’t do nothin’
Je-he-zus! Wait a minute!
Mother Mary ‘n Jozuf!

Did a vehicle, did a vehicle, did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself? Park itself?
Park it, park it
Or did someone build a place
To leave a space
For such a thing to land?

Ahhh, ahhaa
Ahhh ahhaa
Ahhh ahhaa
Ahhh ahhaa

Did a vehicle
Come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill

Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was she round and did she have a motor
Or was she something different?
Guacamole queen, guacamole queen, guacamole queen
At the Armadillo in Austin Texas, her aura
Or did someone build a place
Or leave a space for Chester’s thing to land
(Chester’s thing… on Ruth)
Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there
Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill, carve up her hill?

On Ruth, on Ruth
Haha
That’s Ruth

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